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Brandon

Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
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Brandon Sydney

The gayest wanna be black prep in the world. A very deep in the closet guy.
'Oh look! It's Chode!'

'AYE BRANDON SYDNEY!'
by ghfjghjghjghjgjghjghjghjghj October 24, 2008
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Brandon

adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes
Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!
by bapekid1 January 5, 2025
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Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports
Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh
by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020
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Brandon

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.
Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)
by hassle hospital November 7, 2021
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Brandon

A boy with a great personality. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up any room he walks into. He loves gaming and may appear a little shy, but once you get to know him he is super talkative and such a fun person. He loves kpop and sometimes won’t admit it, but deep down he is a twice stan. Girls have Brandon on the back of their minds, thinking of his cute face. His girlfriend is so lucky to have him, because he will love and protect her no matter what.
Brandon is such a cool guy! I’m so lucky to be his friend.
by Mẹ của bạn <3 June 15, 2022
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Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce
dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi
by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024
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