vomit beard

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.

Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"

by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014

Urban Beard

Men who have full beards like mountain man but who live in the city

THAT GUY WITH THE FULL URBAN BEARD HAS NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE MOUNTAINS OR EVEN OUT OF THE CITY

by Beach Tiffany December 28, 2014

getting beard

When a guy goes down on a girl.

"I'm getting beard tonight!"

by ALol April 5, 2015

holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.

Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.

by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015

fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).

Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.

by mfrogz June 30, 2015

neo beard

Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.

Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.

by spatialnate August 4, 2015

D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.

Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.

by FindingRachael November 29, 2015