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Net night crush

The object of your crush online that only lasts one night.
You are looking through a bunch of images trying to find something when your heart skips a beat, you catch your breath, and you try to find as much out about the person you just saw as possible.

You find their myspace or something and your heartfelt crush deepens.

By morning you have given up on actually contacting, even if you found info, and that's that.

You think to yourself, I had a net night crush.
by Norse 27 July 15, 2011
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Late Night Molly

You know the thing where you bring a girl back to your house with the sexual intentions and turns out she has morals and doesn't give it up upon the first time of meeting someone.
Everything was going good, then ended up getting late night molly, the worst.
by rrmae August 1, 2011
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Saturday night catholic

Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.
Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!
by Rep4Christ217 August 27, 2017
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Dinosaur appreciation night

A rare occasion where dinosaur appreciatiors come together
I can't wait for dinosaur appreciation night next week
by Mcgm January 14, 2019
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YouTube Night Mode

Did you see that video on YouTube Night Mode?
by The_Dextroyer February 5, 2019
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Homeschool wedding night

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023
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Friday Night Dinner

Literal Top Tier British tv

It follows a Jewish family who meet for Friday night dinner with their clinically insane dad and mum who just needs a break
Also their mental neighbour Jim, who enjoys being petrified of his dog, and saying shalom
Johnny: Did you see Friday night dinner last night?
Adam: ofc i did, Martin is a national treasure
by thedeakyamp December 20, 2022
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