Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.

I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation

by Boston2316 August 26, 2025

angry lama

When you’re having sex and you have her in doggy style you get all stimulated up and start spitting on her back.

Dude this chick came over last night and i had to try and new position called the angry lama.

by Wilbanksss June 8, 2024

Angry Bird Legs

A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.

"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".

by Olliepop October 26, 2012

angry scooter

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.

I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.

by Antibaby December 27, 2010

Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017

Angry Buhdist

Most Buhdist Monks have taken a vow of gentile celibacy and a bow of living a peaceful life. However, They have been known to enjoy anal stimulation using all sorts of different items. Their favorite toy are anal beads. Sometimes a bead breaks off and gets stuck in their ass. This makes them angry. Hence the brake Angry Buhdist

Hey Chase, why you in such a bad mood? Your walking around like an Angry Buhdist with a bead stuck up your ass!

by anonymous October 17, 2020

angry drunken skunk

The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk

I fist popped that ass causing her to have a angry drunken skunk

by uptheasswiththecompotision April 8, 2016