Alphagetti

The finest and purest soup served at Michelin Stared restaurants to true gentlemen and the 1%.

Elon Musk to Mark Zuckerberg "Oh my fucking god are you eating ALPHAGETTI."

Poor Kid to Rich Kid "I wish I could try some Alphagetti."

by Serial Number 38592 October 22, 2018

alphabetophilia

The act of having sexual intercourse with letters/words/sentences.

Austen commited alphabetophilia! What a sicko!

by Enurysm September 2, 2020

Alphabet boy

A man who thinks he’s really smart, and is often found mansplaining, when in reality he’s just average

This alphabet boy keeps trying to teach me how to play football.

by Not_a_nerd_ April 30, 2021

Alphaing

A sexual term/flirting term when a woman says no but you are smart enough to read the situation and carry on

I was alphaing a chick last night she told me to stop but she was laughing so I carried on and at the end she said it was the best experience she had ever

by xsoulmanz November 15, 2022

Alepha

Somebody who is extremely hung, usually has an extremely prominent bulge. They could please any women’s sexual desires. Alepha doesn’t refer to the handsomeness or the looks of a guy but their ability to please in bed and the size of their penis. Alpha is also a interchangeable with the acronym BBC (Big Black Cock) when referring to a mans penis.

Damn, that guy must be an Alepha do you see that bulge?

You would not believe what happened last night, I met an Alepha and it was the best sex I’ve ever had

by Thpathiffick June 10, 2018

Alhambra High School

A high school located in Martinez, california. Heavily divided in half by Cliques. Upper commons- Jocks, Preps, Ghetto people(i.e. Ghetto Filipinos. Lower Campus- Emos, Goths, Stoners, Drama-geeks, Band Geeks, Anime-freaks.

"'hosnap, you go to Alhambra High?"

by Christian March 19, 2005

Chinese Aloha

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

by Greenandred June 25, 2009