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Alabamacest

An event, usually a party or a family reunion, where people from the same family hook up and have incest with eachother

A family reunion where everybody has sex with eachother

The state of Alabama
Person 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened at the family reunion?
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard the entire thing was an alabamacest"
by High Defitnion May 8, 2020
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Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender

when one's father gets his niece pregnant and the baby is stolen by a Jewish docter to have his foreskin eaten off and left to die out in the wild, but having been raised by transgender wolfs who are really sexually active.
person 1: "Hey Joe, how about you tell me about your personal life".
person 2: " ok, well I'm a bit of an Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender".
person 1: "umm, what?"
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
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Alabama Sunrise

When your friend is blacked out so you empty a shaker of black pepper in their face
Bro maybe an Alabama Sunrise will wake him up
by vanessaasor May 15, 2020
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Alabama Roundabout

A sex position where a person is penetrated from behind, and they reach around to finger the person penetrating them. The two are often related
"Did you hear about the party last night?"
'Yeah man, I was so drunk I did an Alabama roundabout!'
by Mabelgirl May 27, 2020
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ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels
by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020
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Alabama

A place where all the "Racist white cops" go to finger all the black thots
Yo nick, let's head over to Alabama in the moring
by Snowboy19 June 2, 2020
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Alabama

My name because my parents are assholes
Rando: Your name is Alabama?

Me: yeah..
Rando: like the state?
Me: yeah
Rando: oh, so like.. do you kiss your cousin?
Me: *dissapointed pikachu face*
by Ahaha lol June 5, 2020
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