shallow water jew

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home
"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"
by Chrisisgay3345 November 15, 2017
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Ur mom a jew

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.
Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*
by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019
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High Priestess Jew

This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(
Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......
by l0$+b0y4lyf3 January 11, 2012
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Jew B Ballin

A Jewish person that has lots of money, or is a "baller" (see: baller), from buying and selling large amounts of drugs.
Damn foo, that Jew B Ballin!!!
by Jew-B February 07, 2006
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Jew-Snap-Bing

The signature wrestling move of the LAA clan.
Look at that n00b he just got jew-snap-binged!
by LAA Nosebane December 30, 2005
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like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.
When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.
by Chippy Chip February 26, 2008
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blind jew

When you cum in the eyes of your partner then shove them in the oven.
Yeah man, she was getting too annoying. I had to blind Jew her
by Boinkdoink August 18, 2017
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