GF&D

abbreviation for "get fucked and die".

someone is really unkind, mean or vicious, you end all further contact by saying or writing "GF&D!"

by sam taylor July 11, 2005

sinister D

A situation where a smallish, dried out, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, which in turn causes what one can only refer to as a net of hair that blocks the passage of poop from anus to toilet, leaving a heaping mound of poop suspended in "hair net", making for a very messy situation.

Damn Tyler, I know you called the bathroom right after I pooped, but it was a must that I shower immediately after running into a Sinister D. Hopefully I won't shower shart while I'm in there and prolong the process.

-See shower shart

by Sinister D March 16, 2009

D Sesh

When a group of guys get together and enjoy a nice dip session.

Dude me and curt are going to the room and grabbing a skank tasty for a D Sesh if you want to join in.

by Gut_Pile January 15, 2009

Maggie D

A waste of sperm constantly wasting time and air. Rapes the teacher if they dont refer to space at least once a day. Hides under the desk when she gets pissed and storms out of the room, she is beyond a chad and is beyond a Karen she is worst than both combined she is a failed abortion

Nigga Maggie D just took a shit on the desk. Honestly a Maggie move

by Fuck Frau Tingle June 28, 2020

D Rest

Short for “dick rest”. A prison term for an inmate that has been identified as a compliant target of sodomy.

The short little rookie over there is gonna be the newest D Rest.

by The Holey One June 29, 2022

D-Spot

A point on a mans jaw where if hit, drops the man instantly.
Similar to the woman's "G-Spot"
Popularized by the comic "100 Bullets" in issue #58

"Did you hear about Jon? He got into a fight and got hit on the D-Spot immediately"

by Quippps August 8, 2017

zorro-d

pron: Zo-row-d
1. When mascara runs causing black circles like zorro's mask to form around the eyes.
2. When you have a sudden urge to carve 'Z' into random buildings/trees/people

1. "oh my god i look like zorro!" *faints out of sheer terror*
"baha you've zorro-d!"
2. "Where did this random 'Z' come from? I'm sure I didn't have a 'Z' carved into my arm <i>last</i> night!"
"Oh don't worry about it, someone probably just zorro-d when you weren't looking"

by Aimless Penguin April 8, 2006