Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

your great-granny

The ultimate and the worst insult, worse than your mom and your granny.

your great-granny a gay tranny.

by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018

Stomp your kneecaps backwards

Basically a threat where you threaten to make them have chicken knees

I’m gonna stomp your kneecaps backwards!

by Embers20342 February 18, 2022

expand your constituency

(to) do everything and anything to attract political followers, even if includes lying

if youre Hillary Clinton, stop trying to expand your constituency and focus on the issues instead.

by Sexydimma October 11, 2016

swallow or it's going in your eye

when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.

Swallow or it's going in your eye. I won't spit because spitters are quitters.

by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020

Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.

Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-

by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023

Choose your mi skin

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Choose your mi skin: Wait? is that the sound of when you *select* a mi skin? Mi shoecoin! dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

by IGateNiggers February 28, 2025