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coon clit frisbee fuck

Shut the fuck up kyle, stop being a fuckin coon clit frisbee fuck.
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020
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Fucked-yo-day-up

When playing Mario Kart DS and you hit a banana, followed by a red shell, followed by a blue shell, followed by a person with star power. Then when you think it's over, you get fucked by another red shell that pushes you off the edge of the cliff causing you to be in last place.
Holy shit! All that shit Fucked-yo-day-up!
by Skyinferno March 27, 2009
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I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.
Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!
by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 2, 2021
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holy fucking shit day

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.
by Ninja Clan Lord March 25, 2017
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Ya dun fucked up

John: you dun fucked up my masterpiece!

Jason: Sowwy I fucky wucky.
Normal guy: 👌?

Jason: ya dun fucked up
by Piepa November 7, 2019
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Butt Fuck Me Sideways

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels
*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?
by OZSIMPSON November 11, 2019
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