Get the National show me your tits daymug. Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
Get the shopping with your dickmug. "Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"
*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"
*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*
by malma March 29, 2018
Get the your ancestry incestrymug. 
by usdkskhjds March 16, 2023
Get the your mommug. 
*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*
by hug your crush June 5, 2022
Get the National hug your crush daymug.