Skip to main content

national order your girl food day

monday 12th october is order your girl food dyay
woohoo its national order your girl food day
by jfjgg October 12, 2020
mugGet the national order your girl food daymug.

Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)

If your a given manga fan then this is for you! Spam Chapter 20 of Given because that chapter is a nightmare and no one likes that chapter one bit so destroy your friends with this. :D
Chapter 20 was such a horrible chapter for Given fans and why not just have fun and spam the chapter 20 link over and over again to friends. So enjoy Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)
by KattySopia October 31, 2020
mugGet the Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)mug.

Stomp out your sparkle

Synonymous to the expression ‘dampen your sparkle’ or ‘burst your bubble’ and should be used as such
Don’t wanna stomp out your sparkle, but I think that might be the whole point.
by metawhore November 30, 2021
mugGet the Stomp out your sparklemug.

Leaving your partner for cheating

That's also what this is like!
Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
mugGet the Leaving your partner for cheatingmug.

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
mugGet the Spanking your Monkeymug.

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
by Theredjoker January 24, 2022
mugGet the Your mommug.
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
mugGet the <.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>mug.

Share this definition