*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*
“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”
“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”
by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023
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simya is a duck legged , nasty smellin , cracker neck , duck leg ass hoe. she likes fucking niggas with little dicks and she sucks dick for church offering and rent money.
Lay: girl i saw simya dirty ass behind the corner store!
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.
by brazylayloo June 9, 2019
Get the Simya Dirty Ass mug.When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023
Get the Ass-Stache mug.When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.
by jvcanote June 6, 2018
Get the Ass Fairy mug.when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.
by bingbang420 May 31, 2020
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(ass)
noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;
-a person's buttocks.
-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.
(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity
PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.
(ASS GRAVITY)
Noun
Psychology/Sexuality
-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.
See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
(ass)
noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;
-a person's buttocks.
-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.
(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity
PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.
(ASS GRAVITY)
Noun
Psychology/Sexuality
-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.
See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”
GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”
GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
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