jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone

Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock

by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022

your mom

someone that is always at my house ;)

im with your mom ;)

by idxhdhb July 26, 2022

doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom

"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it

"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

doing you to your face

people who talk to you as if they are you as a way of being passive aggressive but they know you love it, even if you annoy the hell out of them, and they are sick of you already

"Celebrities are only doing you to your face."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

doing you to your face

a form of mirroring that helps you see yourself from a different perspective, that is what you look like to other people, this is what you sound like to other people

"Celebrities get on a stage and then they start doing you to your face."
"Yeah, and they pay them to do that to their face."
"Does it suck or is it helpful?"
"I don't know."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022