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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.
A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.
by JQ - SD October 18, 2008
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Fucked-yo-day-up

When playing Mario Kart DS and you hit a banana, followed by a red shell, followed by a blue shell, followed by a person with star power. Then when you think it's over, you get fucked by another red shell that pushes you off the edge of the cliff causing you to be in last place.
Holy shit! All that shit Fucked-yo-day-up!
by Skyinferno March 27, 2009
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Ya dun fucked up

John: you dun fucked up my masterpiece!

Jason: Sowwy I fucky wucky.
Normal guy: 👌?

Jason: ya dun fucked up
by Piepa November 7, 2019
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Butt Fuck Me Sideways

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels
*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?
by OZSIMPSON November 11, 2019
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holy fucking shit day

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.
by Ninja Clan Lord March 25, 2017
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National fuck Minx Day

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin
Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him
by WaffIe April 16, 2020
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Hoe fucking dick sucker

A hoe fucking dick sucker is a person who doesn’t vote this definition in.
Oh shit that person just dissed my definition, must be a hoe fucking dick sucker.
by mystrawberriesaresour June 10, 2020
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