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An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime.

Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
What's that place with bunch of depressed kids?
Oh, that is a school.
by Captain Bruce June 17, 2021
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School

Synonymn for hell, or a horrible place.
Guy 1: Yo, i went through school today, it was painful.
Guy 2: i feel bad for you
Guy 1: Its just a burning memory
Guy 2: *instrumental*
by BlurpleFox April 9, 2022
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cedar park high school

HOT GUYS HOLY JDJEJESJ
me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022
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school

do you like school you mean prison...............
by lilillililililil March 12, 2020
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SCHOOL

"the young man prisoned behind the school doors"
by BRESETT September 9, 2020
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School

A place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often traditionally depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth where the wicked are punished after death.
Gregory timothy: I hate school

Beguglagaugla: I know i do too
by Steve job's accountant May 15, 2022
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Flathead High School

Flathead High School is full of skanks, hicks, and popular kids with really shitty personality. Between Flathead and Glacier, Flathead definitely exceeds the ghetto standards. Flathead High School is that school that just loses every football game but still think they’re superior to every school because they dominate in wrestling.
Jake: You want to go to a Flathead High School football game?

Mike: A Flathead game? We all know they’re going to lose by 50 points, why bother?
by Issa.peachy July 26, 2022
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