My Truther

Someone that says ‘my truth’ a lot and doesn’t live in an objective reality. They often excuse lies and live in lala land.

My girlfriend read a psych book now she’s a my truther cause she said: I’m going to put the past (shitty thing I did) behind me and live my truth (whatever that means weirdo).

by deanmontrose November 16, 2021

My love

My love is the reason for my happiness. She makes me feel so happy and loved. She’s someone that I love with my whole entire heart and I will never ever let her go!!!

Caroline is my love :)) <3

by Gayswiftie November 17, 2021

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

You’re my zing

A Zing, also known as "love at first sight", is a special feeling and status described in the Hotel Transylvania universe. It only happens when one person meets his or her soulmate with whom they will spend eternity. In Martha's letter to Mavis Dracula, it is mentioned that you only Zing once in your life.

You’re my Zing..
I think i had a zing

by ezgibckr November 20, 2021

I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021

My.....pain

The best gf anyone could possibly ask for their the most local, beautiful and caring person in the world

My.....pain was the best gf her bf has ever had

by Dylon the great November 20, 2021

Eat my poutsa

It's like saying eat my dick

*Guys playing football*
*A guy scores*
That guy: woooohooo eat my poutsa bitches !

by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021