eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021

I lost my boob

Something said by an uncultured illetrate overgrown piglet like Nikolai

I lost my boob - Nikolai the first

by fucknikolai November 11, 2021

My Mate Maria

A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey

Heyy look! Its My Mate Maria! Ain't they fun and all that!

by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021

Rubbing off my ting

A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.

Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.

Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting

“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”

by M1HUNNA November 13, 2021

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

cheerio my deario

mehitabel the cats catchhphrase
period
a weird one but
i admire her spirit boss

"but wotthehell archy
wot
thehell
its cheerio my deario
that pulls a lady through
-mehitabel"

by archy the cockroach November 13, 2021

bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).

Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!

by Seiglored November 13, 2021