Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl

Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay

Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th fuck ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020

I couldn't give less of a fuck

When someone won't shut the hell up about a topic you don't care for.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?
Person 2: Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I couldn't give less of a fuck

by that1racooninyourgarage March 21, 2022

Opals fuck piss

The juice left over after fucking
OR

Used the same way as "I don't give a fuck"

"Shut the hell up, I don't give an opals fuck piss, you asshoe !"

by grandmakilfy February 17, 2010

You got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.

by landekar March 9, 2019

fucked up like a football bat

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008