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why are u here????
shut up why are u here???
by sadsafsxfsfds January 6, 2021
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Pull Ups Kid

Probably that one kid in your Gym class that you didn’t even know existed but then he randomly joins your group and now you and your friends are stuck with him. Then he starts talking about how many pull ups he can do and won’t stop doing them and keeps showing off only to do 3 pull ups.
Woah Pull Ups Kid...Wow that’s a lot of pull ups wow I care so much
by CheeseWithSauce January 7, 2021
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Phunged up

The crazy long spiked hair that occurs when Covid long hair is freed from being trapped in a hat / toque all day! Made popular by Canadian TV star - Andrew Phung
Whoa dude, your hair is absolutely Phunged Up! Vanilla Ice has nothing on you.
by GoCtotheB January 7, 2021
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give up tattoo

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.
Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021
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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Fogged up

When your brain is all foggy and you have a hard time separating the concrete & abstract.

Side-note: Fogged up is also how Danish people pronounce "fucked up".
As Alice came to her senses her head was a bit fogged up from the accident, it felt as though she was still in wonderland, but had a hard time discerning what was real.
by hCklive January 11, 2021
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Get your tits up

The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.
by Bdh1113 January 11, 2021
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