Kiss my black ass

Something said When the captain of the darts team, who happens to be black, is so upset by some harmless banter that he’s initiated storms off
by Dartsman180 January 13, 2022
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My Japanese Princess

Do to most males calling objects female. This term referring to a Japanese made vehicle’s. Also the male version of prince can be used as well.
Female reference to a car.
“This is my Japanese princess a Subaru Outback”.

Male reference to car or truck.
“This is my Japanese prince a Nissan Frontier”.
by Hankscolts February 23, 2022
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my zood

A phrase used to avoid responsibility for one's actions. Typically invokes instant attraction from the opposite sex. Derived from the phrase "My good"
"Did you just cheat on me with my mom???"
"My zood"
by cracker_2011 November 16, 2023
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I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you
"Hey I love my girlfriend"
by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 09, 2025
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It’s basically the same as “grinds my gears” or “salts my apples” but its mainly used amongst weebs and social rejects.
by reallyintenseorgasm February 21, 2023
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Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.
Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"
by pigheadedweirdo August 09, 2018
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An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process
John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"
by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023
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