National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

burst your balls

When a man ejaculates

She’s the kinda woman who’s that fine she’d make you burst your balls in your pants.

by John Gehenna February 17, 2023

your life

means you having nothing going for yourself or others, you just sit a do nothing all day. Also means your life is terrible.

me and Jman is in the car riding around and I just look at him and say "your life"

by faxtzzz5 May 14, 2024

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
ahUDGH4TREFDJVGROIFEDJFHVUGIORJFDCSA 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

by okstella July 30, 2021

let me pop your cherry

Let me take your v-card

comon let me pop your cherry.

by Riei December 23, 2024

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

Your Text Here

Your text here is a common phrase that is usually found on advertisements which indicates that you can buy property to put a text or advertisement on said advertisement.

Your Text Here!
Call (phone#) to buy property to list your advertisement today!

by Avrem’s Dictionary February 19, 2023