desperate for dick

Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.

Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017
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Dick Fat

Tracy is Dick Fat and due in two months.
by Bigdaddy4822 February 21, 2024
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Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.
I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.
by H.C.Sucker May 02, 2016
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Dick bickit

When your wang is so small that everytime you bust you cover your balls in jizz like buttering a biscuit on a cold fall morning.
She really enjoyed slupring the love butter off off his dick bickit.
by 2Taintz September 10, 2023
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Dick Music

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.
by Kralja June 05, 2024
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Norman's a dick

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.
Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025
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Suck a dick

An insult used to go tell someone that they suck.

Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe
If you keep on thinking your insults are good when they're really not, you should go suck a dick.
by sadfasdfasdfsadfasdf June 13, 2022
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