National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

National appreciate your friends day

On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.

Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same

by Incredibly Small Child October 27, 2021

absorbing your nutrients

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023

Bruh your gay

When you have too much fun with your homies without any socks😍

Bruh your gay you cant deny it

by Dude im gay September 8, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".

Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009

your mother

homosexual

your mother is gay hahahahahaha

by ismokecrackcocaine February 26, 2022