Ten Different Kinds Of Fucked Up

A phrase used when something shocks you beyond belief.

Have you read that story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? It's ten different kinds of fucked up.

by tendollarlameo July 4, 2011

fuck bitches eat frosted flakes

A motto for when one has a love for Frosted Flakes just as much as one loves fucking bitches.

Person 1: "Hey, how are those Frosted Flakes tasting?"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"

by anus_tickler January 25, 2015

National Fuck A random bitch day

On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street

Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today

by (. ) ( .) May 28, 2018

I'm trynna fuck💙🍆

if you wanna fuck a girl and you also have a big dick, use this method. DO NOT USE YELLOW HEARTS

* over text*
girl: 'i wanna suck your dick'
boy: 'yea, come through, I'm trynna fuck💙🍆'

by ICookedYourCat June 5, 2018

National fuck your ex day

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!

Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?

by Cyylic October 3, 2022

National fuck your ex day

March 23rd

National fuck your ex day.

It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.

Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”

Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”

Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”

by LivinLikeLarry22345 March 6, 2022

national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly May 28, 2018