You are Breaking My balls

Most used by Eric Cartman from South Park .
It means , ' tough spot / decision to be made '

You can either pick the movie or the food place ?
man , you are breaking my balls , here .

by Strawberry shortcake 101 January 13, 2022

Kissn' my sister

When you are in the shower and instead of getting out to piss, you piss in the shower causing it to go right down the drain.

Last night my wife caught me Kissn' my sister

by Bob Belchur January 13, 2022

my ass

huge

damn my ass is huge

by PatrickLewis January 16, 2022

U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.

Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”

by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022

my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022

My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

by The.Owner January 17, 2022

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022