Ten Different Kinds Of Fucked Up

A phrase used when something shocks you beyond belief.

Have you read that story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? It's ten different kinds of fucked up.

by tendollarlameo July 4, 2011

fuck bitches eat frosted flakes

A motto for when one has a love for Frosted Flakes just as much as one loves fucking bitches.

Person 1: "Hey, how are those Frosted Flakes tasting?"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"

by anus_tickler January 25, 2015

National Fuck A random bitch day

On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street

Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today

by (. ) ( .) May 28, 2018

I'm trynna fuck💙🍆

if you wanna fuck a girl and you also have a big dick, use this method. DO NOT USE YELLOW HEARTS

* over text*
girl: 'i wanna suck your dick'
boy: 'yea, come through, I'm trynna fuck💙🍆'

by ICookedYourCat June 5, 2018

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I've read many of these "urban definitions" of the "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" phrase, and while most make sense, it's my experience that these individual metaphors are too specific. The OG definition is: Fuck you; a personal assault on the individual persona: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on", extending that assault to any and everything associated with that individual.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"

"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

by Mr. Popeye September 1, 2022

National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

by I eat my kids April 14, 2020

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017