mark-ass-bitch

Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny

Marc Astacio speaks
“mark-ass-bitch” -me

by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025

ass hider

A sweatshirt or jacket tied around the waist of a female with the torso section hanging down to cover her rear end. It may be 100+ degrees outside and there she is with an ass hider on. Fools no one and brings attention to it rather than hiding it.
Indicates to the male species that a woman is self confident about the size of her ass and feels the need to cover it up. Shows lack of self confidence and low self esteem.
Booty cover pooper lid ass camo jlo device butt cover ass butt booty Kardashian hider

Man that chicks can is so big she need an ass hider.

Black widow sure needs an ass hider in the last Avengers movie.

Check out the cute blonde with the ass hider on.

by Scott Desden May 14, 2016

Dopi ass

Somebody that is fucking stupid and retarded
Dont go close to one you Will get autism

Tyhmä dopi ass

by Benis muto June 5, 2018

owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

Deni’s fat ass

Is a giant creature which it’s almost 50 TONS ! Yeah you heard me right 50 TON ! It’s known for A terrible accident which happen in 1997 in Alabama , Albania , Bathore (Best town) Killed many young and innocent people with his fat ass . R.I.P to all the fallen soldiers

Davi: OMG DO YOU REMEMBER THE ACCIDENT “DENI’S FAT ASS” ?

Angjelo: Yeah dude , that shit made me bust two times for a bag of jelly beans

by Big daddy lord sosig November 22, 2021

Ass dust

When you spread the ass cheeks apart to do an ass rinsing with your tool , the dust of dead skin cells , being dead or just a filthy non showering crumb , in short the hard plate of dried extrement starts to break down releasing the particles into ones atmosphere

Her ass dust poofed up into clouds so dense I could not see what was INFRONT of me is what happened when I spread her cheeks to pleasure her from behind also know as back door, fart hole , rectum , up the bum no babies hole

by The bossiest May 9, 2022

Spaghetti Ass

When a hairy ass and has chunks of feces from failure of wiping after bowel ejection.

“Yo homie you let your girl eat your ass?”
“What bro nah”

“Why bro it just feels soooo gud”

“My girl caught me lackin with Speghetti Ass”

“Awe shi bro no wonder, just clean it and bleach it, make that hoe shiny, she’ll 100% forget about your Spaghetti Ass”
“You know bro thats a perfect idea. Without hair there for a bit i wont even have the chance for Spaghetti Ass!”

by Nuggievicious June 20, 2022