1.Dork Guy who is always bugging you to go out or have sex with him. 2. Boss who is always micro-managing u. 3. Sexual harrassment by a boss.
What a Helicopter Dick! I have have to shake that guy off my leg daily. He is always pressing his sac into my back!
by CheriBom December 7, 2017
Get the Helicopter Dick mug.1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.
2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
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A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
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Get the Five-Dick torso mug.To get punched real hard or badly in the face. Used a lot in my hood in Philadelphia. To be dicked is to be beaten in a fight.
Guy: Yo Jared was walking down the street yesterday and James came out of nowhere and dicked him right in his face.
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