Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th
"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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fiddle with your middle

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.
by vinman59 April 12, 2021
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13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!
by SoupDaily December 9, 2021
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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016
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Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
by Tikal427 May 16, 2023
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