The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!
by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008
Get the Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck mug.An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009
Get the Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass mug.To go fuck one's self, (masturbate) until your testicles no longer have and seminal fluid, or you only blow a puff of smoke when masturbating.
by Jim Tucker September 24, 2009
Get the Go fuck yourself and the balls dry mug.A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.
by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018
Get the God I fucking hate you mug.When mentally unstable middle-aged women desperately attempt the notion of "fine dining" on a woman's cooter with no idea of what the hell they are doing. Usually involving their hands placed on their face while they end up slightly sticking their tounge in and out of their mouth, much like that of a kitten attempting to drink water......nowhere close to the clitoris AT ALL! Note: This is no way due to lack of lesbian experience, as much as lack of any sort of sexual know-how.
ex- Rent "Psycho Lesbian Babes from the Mental Ward IV". Watch the scene in which adult film screen actress Martha Hess, attempts to go DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN!
ex- Rent "Psycho Lesbian Babes from the Mental Ward IV". Watch the scene in which adult film screen actress Martha Hess, attempts to go DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN!
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
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Get the Fuck this shit i'm out mug.Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".
This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.
True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.
True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
Masculine Form - Contemporary
Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Masculine Form - Traditional
Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Feminine Form
Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Masculine Form - Traditional
Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Feminine Form
Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
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