by John Walgart December 19, 2017

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!
Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.
Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.
Phil: Really?
Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?
Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.
Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.
Phil: Really?
Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?
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