Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

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huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

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broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.

Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.

by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020

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ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016

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Ass Rations

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.

by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014

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