When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.
I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.
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At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.
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This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.
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Get the Porn blocker mug.A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".
Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
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You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
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