Luked

When you get fucked with a jalapeno popper while bending over a car.

Damn I could really go for getting Luked right now.

Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.

by pk's mom September 3, 2020

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Luke

Luke is pretty great. He’s got brown hair and really pretty blue eyes that catch anyone else’s eye. He’s kind and caring and will listen to and love what you have to say. He’s outgoing and fun with a contagious laugh that turns heads. He can joke with and tease you in a kind way. He’s athletic, specifically in cross country and track and he’s musically talented as well. Luke is intuitive and willing to learn and grow. He’s hardworking and handsome as heck oh my gosh. He’s cute in a quiet way as in you won’t think he’s cute until you know him. That’s the best type of cute though. - eh

Best friend: hey
Me: hey
Me: so I talked to Luke today….
Best friend: omg stop talking about him
Me: I can’t he’s too amazing

by h anonymous November 23, 2021

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