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Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother
Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!
by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016
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blowing someone off

To fully make plans with someone and to purposely not show up when the other person doesn't have anything planned purposely to blow the other person off
I made plans with my friend and he totally just blew me off. Hence the term "blowing someone off"
by Badboy327 June 29, 2014
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Alaskan Blow- whole

When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.
I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole
by ennik .S relyt January 31, 2009
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Blow My Day

Blow my day (BMD) is akin to fuck my life in the sense that something just went wrong and it has ruined you're moment or day.
"That party should be pretty tight this weekend!"

"It's not happening. John's parents will be home."

"Fuck, blow my day!"
by goodgirlgonebad December 23, 2009
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Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.
My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.
by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010
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blow job knob

Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.
And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.
by Tripnik5 October 16, 2017
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Stinky Double Blow

When a person is sitting on the toilet having a shit and someone sits in their lap to recieve the shitter's cock in their ass. Double blow refers to excreting shit and blowing a load in someone's ass at the same time.
I was horny for some ass and ready to take a shit, but had minimal time before work so I called my girl into the shifter for a Stinky Double Blow.
by UmmmNuts? September 17, 2017
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