Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

Shotgun ass

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders

I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass

by RomanianRammerDylan July 8, 2019

ass plot

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

by naughty nikki March 1, 2014

Peeling ass

A sexual postion involving a boiled egg and 2 litres of Pepsi max

Last night I was peeling ass

by Ass peeler 69 October 20, 2015

harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.

She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass

by asssmann May 30, 2010

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015