Haha that female is straight ham.
How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.
How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.
by bizzeb August 27, 2019
Get the Hammug. 
Get the Ham and Salmon pastymug. Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!
Now she won't quit asking for another.
Now she won't quit asking for another.
by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025
Get the Alabama ham bonemug. The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.
Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.
See; The best fucking thing ever.
Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.
See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'
'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'
'What the fuck? You poser.'
'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'
'What the fuck? You poser.'
by Crackotage September 26, 2006
Get the Portable Hammug. A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
Get the Abra-Ham Lincoln Logmug. 1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019
Get the bant hammug. by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020
Get the bowl of hammug.