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flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.
I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.
by Shortbus May 2, 2018
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Mr.Spiderfingers

A nickname to give to anyone who's fingers are so long they resemble a spider crawling along the neck of a cello, bass or even the nonexistent neck of a piano. This person will undoubtedly be sexy.
"Holy cow, look at him play! That guy's got Spiderfingers"
"I think I'll call him Mr.Spiderfingers."
by The Devil's ex January 24, 2018
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Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.
"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"
by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018
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The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.
Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand
by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018
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The Spiderman

When your getting a blowjob and you pull out right before climax. You say "thwip" then you blow your load on their mouth sealing it shut.
Dude, I totally did the Spiderman after my bj.
by The spiderman September 19, 2018
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Slutty spider

When a girl traps a bunch of guys in her web then sucks them all
by Hayesjose October 28, 2018
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Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man
by RJS848 May 14, 2019
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