Speed Bag the Pickle

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025

Spee

A particularly nasty jizz, or old jizz.

“This hotel room is covered in spee” - Gordon Ramsey, for some reason
“Only spee came out, since he was nearly ninety years old.”

by Speeman18 May 15, 2025

Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

speedbump

A combination of any type of amphetamine and cocaine. Usually snorted, but could also be gummed.

Joe: Man we got so shitfaced last night. How did you go to work today?

Gary: I hit a few speedbumps on the way.

by hotblonc August 2, 2025