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Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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Snot Rocket

Putting the tip of your penis on the nostril and ejaculating while are the same time the female blows as hard as she can out the other nostril.
(Guy 1)“Yo dude my nose is so stuffy right now” (guy 2 )“yeah my girls was too, especially after I gave her a snot rocket” (guy 1)”you need fucking help dude.”
by Fjejejhdhdhd August 7, 2025
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rocket launchering

The act of using a pool pump jet or a leafblower with the flow of air or water directed into your anus in order to propel yourself whilst also providing pleasure.
Did you see Megan rocket launchering in the pool today? She must have shot 10 feet forward at least!
by BobRoss567823 June 23, 2024
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Snot Rocket

when someone picks their nose and takes a booger from it, and shoves the booger up their partners asshole. then, the partner farts so the booger shoots out of their ass like a rocketship.
Bro she asked me to snot rocket for her, how could i refuse?
by funguy101010 March 30, 2021
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Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.
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Rocket Day

An unofficial holiday that falls on November 13th. My friend and I thought of it in Home Economics when we were doing something with holidays and the only one left to choose was boring old Labor Day. The day is basically about celebrating the invention of the rocket ship.
Greg: Dude, you wanna go huntin'?
Doug: Naw, I'll stay home for Rocket Day.
by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008
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