press-a-piss

When you're high and dehydrated and you've held it too long and a telephone pole is suddenly calling your name. See anticipiss.

No time to unzip or drop trou, you're at the press-a-piss!

by car-bender December 10, 2017

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

Cat Piss

Unburnt race fuel from a high performance Artic Cat snowmobile

I can smell the Cat Piss in the pit area

by Small town redneck December 5, 2022

piss in a pint

New Zealand and Australian slang/phrase which is used during a game or activity when a participant immediately develops a clear understanding of the rules and performs well.

Amy has just learnt the card game 'shit head' and is already playing the game strategically. She wins or preforms well in the first game she plays. Piss in a pint.

Or

Amy has just played her last card in a game that she has just learnt and wins the round. Another player says to her 'piss in a pint'.

by Joiful20 May 19, 2018

Piss Knuckle

A feral, disgusting, idiotic person. These people are completely incompitant and irritating. It is a drag to be around them. Suicidal thoughts may arise when around this person. They can also be associated with the word "ledmong"

and he was, a Piss Knuckle

by Penisin May 4, 2021

piss drugged

when you drink someone’s piss and you get high from it

sheila got piss drugged by june!

by niggletwithstds February 20, 2019

Pissed over

Pissed over

When you are not quite sure if you are still drunk or have a hangover .

I think I'm still pissed over

by Leggylisa72 June 2, 2023