A pilfgram turned Pilfer Pirate on a pilfgrimage of a life time on the Highest seas. Plundering and pilfing all the booty that is thrown their way.
by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022
Get the Pilfer Pirate 🦜mug. When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.
I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.
by Sganz41 December 22, 2022
Get the Ice Piratemug. Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
by Muskymule August 12, 2022
Get the Screaming Piratemug. Only having one eye
by Piper White May 17, 2018
Get the Piratemug. by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017
Get the Furious snake piratemug. Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes
by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024
Get the Diesel Coated Salami Piratemug. by Shayna daccccckkkmen March 18, 2008
Get the Pirate Shipmug.