the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.
by reptilian bois September 14, 2018
My friend and his girlfriend both still live at home with their parents and so they have to pull the sneak a bang whenever they wanna get frisky so they dont get caught by their parents.
by bakingpowder11 December 18, 2009
when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.
by mickdicks July 07, 2011
by FBTrainer September 21, 2012
1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).
2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework
2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework
2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
by Scrotumus May 09, 2008
When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.
The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.
You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.
by SB-HippieSage July 07, 2012
(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another
Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person
Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person
"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."
by Freddy8289 March 27, 2010