After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.
by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021
Get the earthen shortsmug. by Xbexster October 10, 2025
Get the Pretty penny not short of a daffodilmug. The remaining 10-20% of tobacco in a cigarette after the rest has been smoked.
Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.
Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.
*Person A is smoking a cigarette*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*
by phonaputer2 January 5, 2022
Get the Shortsmug. The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 6, 2024
Get the Short kidsmug. 
by anonymous June 3, 2021
Get the National Short Ppl daymug. Short gingers are often bullied and are seen as less worthy people while they are actually the higher intelligent hair color, but those who are not ginger cannot realize the facts.
i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!
i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!
-You see that short ginger
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!
by lillgurra_aka_shortginger November 25, 2022
Get the short gingermug.