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Jizz

An upbeat, swinging genre of music in the Star Wars universe.

(Most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.)
Leia: “This music is pretty steezy, what’s it called?”
Han: “Jizz”
by Shady Cantina Patron December 1, 2021
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Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face
Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz
by RoddyFucker February 14, 2022
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Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.
Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface
by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
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flock of jizz

Cum dripping from the tip of one's penis
That girl liked the flock of jizz from my dick
by Kkkade October 12, 2016
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Jizz

Jizz, originally named "Axel"

Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz

Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.
"Hey, have u seen Jizz?"

"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"

"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"

"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"
by NotSebb!! March 31, 2023
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Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024
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