meat aisle

Slang term for anus, implying it has been overused in vigorous sexual activity.

How did you pull up after last night? Well, I took Tobin home, now my arse feels like the meat aisle in Tesco.

by Nicko402boyz January 26, 2017

Meat gobbler

A female or sometimes a male. that is high on drugs, that does not care who's dick, what dick, what it looks like type of dick, diseased or not dick, old dick, young dick ugly dick, nice dick, your dick, my dick, the homeless crazy man's dick. As long as it's a dick he or she can touch, suck, or insert.

Ugh there's Tiffany, she's such a penis gobbler.

She was so high! that nasty penis gobbler didn't notice the bumps on that tweakers dick.

She/he is such a meat gobbler they pay for drugs and to gobbler that dick.

by GotIt87 May 9, 2020

meat loafers

What a devout vegan sees when she spots your leather shoes.

She had fallen for his whole 'I'm so kind to animals' thing. On their first date, happily sharing Impossible Burgers with him, she dropped her fork. At floor level, she saw his feet. "Hypocrite!" she screamed. Are those vegan leather? No! You are wearing meat loafers!" She grabbed her phone, unfriended him, and stalked off. Needing some comfort food, he signaled the waiter for a bacon cheeseburger.

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

meat curl

The act of masterbating while building muscle mass on your good arm.

"Call me back later, I got sets of meat curls left."
"I'm doing meat curls to this flick"
"My right arm is getting swole from these meat curls"

by shortmeat November 30, 2011

Fag Meat

Try hard gamers, With no lives,Or girlfriends, or no actual real life friends

"That dude plays this game to hard, He's a total Fag meat."

"That guy never comes out of his house, Total Fag meat."

by B.T.T.E. December 31, 2011

Meat Syrup

The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.

My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.

His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.

by fuckingmotherlick January 7, 2012

meat ruffle

Mulitple levels of fat flaps covering the circumference of ones body. Similar to the "Meat Skirt" idea but more hanging skin at various thicknesses... Larger than standard "roll" size

meat ruffle...From a distance i thought the lady had on a floppy tutu, after getting closer i noticed the fabric of her clothing had just gotten caught up in her rippling meat ruffle

by Intestinal Chaos August 17, 2011