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ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018
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Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.
by michihaha January 3, 2017
mugGet the Legend cowmug.

Cow

by SirTheodorethe3rd November 21, 2021
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cow

my brother's girlfriend is a cow.
by i pee on my sister June 9, 2018
mugGet the cowmug.

Cow Tipping

Push her off the bed. While she is stunned, fuck her in the ass.
Last night Dan went cow tipping on Angie. She was very stunned.
by Kazrat March 18, 2022
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Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.
Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019
mugGet the Wyoming cow liftmug.

cow

a softy that acts tough
basma is such a cow
by ArtsyHoé May 6, 2020
mugGet the cowmug.

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