That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.
Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
by schmowo November 19, 2009
Get the Brown Pants Moment mug.When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you
ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.
by Texas-flood February 19, 2013
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Synonymous with the infamous camel toe; a pain-stakingly visual bulge in the crotch of a woman's pants that is guaranteed to wilt your member like an pine tree in the Sahara.
Also see: ninja foot, trout mouth, mooseknuckle, camel toe and satan's nose
Synonymous with the infamous camel toe; a pain-stakingly visual bulge in the crotch of a woman's pants that is guaranteed to wilt your member like an pine tree in the Sahara.
Also see: ninja foot, trout mouth, mooseknuckle, camel toe and satan's nose
by S.T.A. May 28, 2005
Get the hungry pants mug.a.someone who shit their pants in the persent or past.
b.something you would say to a short fat dude with a big ass.
b.something you would say to a short fat dude with a big ass.
by Gun Smoke July 15, 2009
Get the fudgy pants mug.A giant spider from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happens to be a rapper. His hit single, "I like candy" is very catchy to wads of meat, especially Meatwad. He is killed and later reincarnated as a cow named Sir Loin.
by Zeke The Plumber October 25, 2008
Get the MC Pee Pants mug.When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
by Soffz84 November 16, 2017
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