"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.
by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003
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Get the huge ass mug.A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020
Get the broad-ass mug.When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.
I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.
I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.
I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.
by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016
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Get the ass tab mug.Stretching with your ass up in the air, after indulging in a relaxing nap or sleep for a long period of time. This stretch is usually very refreshing.
"I was so hungover this morning. When I woke up I took a nice long Ass Gab."
"That cat just took an Ass Gab."
"That cat just took an Ass Gab."
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