Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

huge ass

Something of large magnitude

5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.

Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.

by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020

ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016

ass tab

Ass tab is sex you get from a person and pay for it.

I need some ass tab.

by Ass tab king January 4, 2018

Ass Gab

Stretching with your ass up in the air, after indulging in a relaxing nap or sleep for a long period of time. This stretch is usually very refreshing.

"I was so hungover this morning. When I woke up I took a nice long Ass Gab."

"That cat just took an Ass Gab."

by Slolex December 19, 2011

ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 March 1, 2012